Surviving a huge explosion when he accidentally detonates dynamite in his own yard trying to kill a rabbit who has been eating his vegetable garden.Īl also has an encyclopedic knowledge of sports trivia. This usually demonstrates how he has little interest in anything else. His greatest asset, despite being pretty much an idiot, is that he is very stubborn and driven in his ideas, which sometimes results in success.Īl is gifted at coming up with insults, as this compilation demonstrates.Jumping from an airplane without a parachute.Being pulverized by a massive wrestler (Big Bad Mama from Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) in Las Vegas.Falling off his roof while installing a satellite dish, and getting shocked by that same dish.He can survive incredible injuries including: Barbecueing (while wearing an apron that says “Kiss the Cook, Kill the Wife”).
Bowling (he is an extraordinary bowler).Group Affiliation: “National Supermarket Security Agency” (fake organization), NO MA’AM.įirst and foremost Al has extremely stinky feet and low endurance. He actually used to be a good athlete, but has since passed his prime, grand memories of which linger on and on and on.Īccording to one story Al has really bad sight and goes around seeing the whole world in a fog (to his delight since then he doesn’t have to see his family members). But this doesn’t seem to have an effect most of the time.įurther, Al has the power to overflow any toilet that he uses. He actually has two real curses: bad luck (all Bundies) and bad foot odor (just him).Bundy (grandfather’s brother, deceased), Hootey (nephew-in-law), Blinky (cousin-in-law), Stymie Bundy (2 nd cousin), Amadeus Bundy (Ancestor). 1653), Efrum Wanker (father-in-law), Zeamus (cousin-in-law), Zeek (cousin-in-law), Aeda-Mae (cousin-in-law), Seven (2 nd-cousin-in-law, temporary adoptive son), Erwing (uncle-in-law), Otto (uncle-in-law), Fetus (uncle-in-law), the Wanker triplets (aunts-in-law), Harold (uncle-in-law), Neb (cousin-in-law), Effie (cousin-in-law), unnamed huge fat mother-in-law, Tarzan boy (Peggy’s relative), Stymie C. Known Relatives: Peg Bundy (née Wanker red-headed wife), Kelly Bundy (Daughter), Budrick ’Bud‘ Franklin Bundy (son), unnamed father (deceased), Jebediah Bundy (grandfather, deceased), Sheila (cousin), Joe (uncle, deceased), Addie (aunt), Heather (aunt), Jimmy (2 nd cousin), Iggy Bundy (relative), Lester Bundy (relative), Eugene Bundy (relative), Seamus McBundy (ancestor, ca.Marital Status: Married (yup, apparently for life).Shoe, Jim Thompson shoe-salesman, Born Loser. Other Aliases: Buffoon Daddy, Loser Al, Special Agent Bundy, Reverend Al, Axl Bundy the rockstar, Dr.
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